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Goodmorning my babies, I woke up today feeling extra loving and fuzzy. It may have been the wine or maybe because it's Valentine's Day 💕 never the less lovelies today I will express my absolute gratitude to you. If you're reading this you either know me, know of me, have me on a social media platform or you stumbled across the blog because you thought this was some kind of adult website involving a sexual milking act of some sort. REGARDLESS you're here & you might as well sit back, relax and listen to the 10 reasons why Mr.Milk loves YOU!
1: um duh because you're YOU. And I wouldn't have it any other way!
2: because if you're reading this you can either eat whole pie of pizza or drink an entire bottle of wine in one sitting (just a tip; if you tell people you're having a wine tasting it sounds a lot classier)
3: because if you can't do either of those listed above ^^^ I still love you and your healthy ass self. (You're probably a lil catty and you most likely do Bikram Yoga on Sunday's but I still love you & I don't judge you)
Side note: I am in no place to judge anyone, I once made a sandwich out of meatballs, bacon, pepperoni & Doritos. If that sounds appetizing I would be more than happy to make a "how to" post lol just let me know ha
4: because you're most likely a confident liberal independent bad ass & I highly vibe with you!
5: because you're still reading this ridiculousness and not judging me, thanks, babe.
6: because you have good taste in bloggers and aesthetic.
7: because you're going to subscribe & follow me on my social media platforms to help me live my life long dream of waking up in my underwear and never having any contact with the outside world. Except when I'm going to Chipotle.
8: because you have dreams and ambitions and I would be more than happy to help you achieve them in any way that I can. You never know, I know some pretty interesting people. We might have each other's connections sitting in our phones right now.
9: because you're here at the beginning of something that means so much to me!
10: & last but not least because I really couldn't come up with someone to say so I figured I would let you tell me ONE or more if you're feeling friendly reasons why you LOVE ME 💕💕💕💕💕
Be sure to comment, I get so lonely sometimes lol but seriously I hope you have a magical Valentine's Day & never forget.
" If you're in a relationship don't be childish, because petty won't cuddle you at night"
Photo cred: Justin Gilbert